Time Traveler's Toaster

Timely Tidbits (Latest News) Time Traveler Support (For the chronologically challenged) Quantum Chronology (Theoretical discussions) Toaster Maintenance (Because even time travel can break)

Welcome, fellow time travelers, to the Time Traveler's Toaster user forum! We're glad you're here. Or are you?

A Brief History of Our Existence

We've been around since 1985, when our founder, a brilliant and slightly unhinged physicist, first built the original Toaster Model 1. It was a real doozy, with a 4-hour time-traveling delay and a tendency to spit out burnt bread.

Since then, we've upgraded to the Toaster Model 2, with a 2-hour delay and a more... shall we say, 'refined' user interface.

Quantum Chronology

Join our discussion on the finer points of time travel theory, including the implications of the grandfather paradox and the ethics of preventing the invention of the wheel.