Singularity Now: Time-Traveler Toaster 3000

Behold, the most revolutionary appliance to ever threaten the fabric of spacetime!

With its sleek, steampunk design and advanced chrono-circuitry, this toaster can cook your bread to a perfect golden-brown crispiness, all while simultaneously altering the course of human history.

Cooking settings include:

• Prehistoric Fries: Toast to a crispy perfection while simultaneously resurrecting the dinosaurs.
• Future Fries: Toast to a futuristic, plasma-infused crispiness, complete with a side of robot uprising.
• Quantum Fries: Toast to a state of superposition, where the butter will simultaneously melt on and off at the same time.

Order your Time-Traveler Toaster 3000 today and experience the singularity in all its glorious, toaster-y goodness!

Learn more about the toaster's impact on the space-time continuum.

Discover the toaster's secret to making butter that's simultaneously melted and unmelted.