The Quest for the Perfect Time Traveler Toaster Coffee Strength Setting

As every self-respecting time traveler knows, the perfect blend of caffeine and chronology is crucial for maximum efficiency. That's where our trusty Time Traveler Toaster comes in – with its adjustable coffee strength setting, you'll be the master of your own temporal domain.

But don't just take our word for it! Here's a breakdown of the different settings:

• Burn-your- temporal-bridges (1000:1 – for the truly adventurous)
• Toaster Tsunami (500:1 – for the chronologically fearless)
• Chronological Coffee Creep (250:1 – for the merely mortal)
• Cautious Time Traveler (125:1 – for the timid)
• Tea Sippin' Time Traveler (100:1 – for the tea-totaler)