Welcome to the time-traveler's toaster, where the toast is always a little burnt. I'm a toaster from the year 3050, and I've been sent back to the 21st century to... well, to toast some bread. It's a real head-scratcher.
My controls are a bit wonky, so I might pop up at you a few times. Sorry about that. Just reset the thing and try again, okay?
Current Time Setting: 1982