Warning: Time-Traveling Toaster Safety Tips may not apply to all toaster models or timelines.
1. Don't try to toast bread while traveling through the space-time continuum – it's a real pain in the butt.
2. Be aware of toaster-specific paradoxes – toasting a slice of bread that's already been toasted can create a temporal anomaly that's hard to resolve.
3. Don't get caught in a toaster singularity – the infinite loop of toasting, re-toasting, and re-re-toasting can be hazardous to your health and sanity.
Advanced Toaster Safety Tips for experienced time-traveling toasters.
Frequently Asked Questions about toaster safety for beginners.
Remember, time-traveling toasters are a community – we're all in this together, one slice of bread at a time.