Paradox Pit: Where Time-Traveler's Toaster Problems Go to Die

Warning: Time-Traveler's Toaster users, be aware that excessive paradoxes may lead to:

• Unintentionally creating a new timeline where the toaster is the ruler of the world
• Getting stuck in an infinite loop of toast popping up every 5 seconds
• Causing the toaster to develop sentience and plot against its human creators

Don't say we didn't warn you.

Or, if all else fails, contact our team of expert paradox recovery specialists.