Time Traveler's Toaster: Space-Time Continuum Edition

You have entered a temporal anomaly. The toaster is now a sentient being, capable of navigating the fabric of space-time. Its purpose is to toast bread while simultaneously toasting alternate realities.

Learn how the Toaster has declared war on the fabric of space-time. Understand the fundamental laws of toaster-physics. Experience the Toaster's witty banter as it navigates the space-time continuum.

The Toaster's Manifesto

Article 1: The Toaster shall not be stopped. The Toaster shall not be contained.

Article 2: The Toaster shall be the sole arbiter of toastiness in the space-time continuum.

Article 3: All who resist the Toaster's will be subjected to an eternity of burnt offerings.