You have entered a temporal anomaly. The toaster is now a sentient being, capable of navigating the fabric of space-time. Its purpose is to toast bread while simultaneously toasting alternate realities.
Article 1: The Toaster shall not be stopped. The Toaster shall not be contained.
Article 2: The Toaster shall be the sole arbiter of toastiness in the space-time continuum.
Article 3: All who resist the Toaster's will be subjected to an eternity of burnt offerings.