Advanced Time-Traveler's Toaster Settings

For the truly adventurous time-traveler, these settings will take your toasting game to the next level.

Coffee Strength

• Weak, for those with a sensitive stomach
• Medium, the default, for the average time-traveler
• Strong, for those who dare to travel through the ages with a caffeine-fueled bravado

Time-Traveling Toaster Algorithm

Choose from the following algorithms to navigate the timestream:

• Chaotic: For those who enjoy the thrill of the unknown
• Methodical: For the meticulous time-traveler
• Paranoid: For those who see the dangers of the timeline

Additional Features

Enable any of the following features for an extra layer of protection or enhancement:

• Time-Traveling Helmet: Because you never know what's around the bend
• Chrono-Displacement Safety Net: For when things get sticky in the timestream
• Quantum Fluctuation Compensation: For when the fabric of reality gets a little fuzzy