Appendix: Toaster Safety Protocols for Chrononauts

For time travelers, the toaster can be a double-edged sword: a convenience that's also a ticking time bomb. That's why we've compiled these safety protocols for your protection.

Safety Precautions

• Do not attempt to toast a slice of toast while simultaneously experiencing time dilation.
• Be aware of your local toaster laws and regulations.

Emergency Procedures

• If the toaster emits a bright flash of light, immediately evacuate the area and report to authorities.
• For toaster-related injuries, apply pressure to the affected area and seek medical attention.

Additional Resources

• The Toaster Time-Space Continuum: A guide to toaster-related wormholes.
• Toaster Safety Certification for Chrononauts: A comprehensive exam.