Time Traveler's Toaster in Space Safety Guidelines
Warning: Toasters in space are not toys. Do not attempt to use them for recreational purposes.
Pre-Flight Checklist
- Make sure the toaster has a valid time-travel license.
- Check the space-suit for any signs of toaster-induced burns.
- Ensure the toaster's thermal overload protection is set to "EXTREMELY HIGH."
- Verify that the space-toaster interface is compatible with the space-time continuum.
Failure to comply with these guidelines may result in:
Risks
- Toaster-induced singularity.
- Uncontrollable toaster-fueled space madness.
- Unpredictable toaster-related temporal distortions.
Hyperlink to the Toaster Maintenance and Repair subpage: /toaster-maintenance-and-repair/toaster-spaghetti-syndrome
For more information on toaster-related catastrophes, visit our sister site: /toaster-disasters/toaster-in-space-disasters