Time Traveler's Toaster in Space Safety Guidelines

Warning: Toasters in space are not toys. Do not attempt to use them for recreational purposes.

Pre-Flight Checklist

• Make sure the toaster has a valid time-travel license.
• Check the space-suit for any signs of toaster-induced burns.
• Ensure the toaster's thermal overload protection is set to "EXTREMELY HIGH."
• Verify that the space-toaster interface is compatible with the space-time continuum.

Failure to comply with these guidelines may result in:

Risks

• Toaster-induced singularity.
• Uncontrollable toaster-fueled space madness.
• Unpredictable toaster-related temporal distortions.

Hyperlink to the Toaster Maintenance and Repair subpage: /toaster-maintenance-and-repair/toaster-spaghetti-syndrome

For more information on toaster-related catastrophes, visit our sister site: /toaster-disasters/toaster-in-space-disasters