WARNING: Time Travelers' Hazard Zone

Please note the following:

• Gravity waves may cause nausea. Prolonged exposure may result in permanent loss of hair.
• Temporal echoes can cause sonic booms that may shatter your eardrums.
• Retroactive radiation poisoning is a real concern. Prolonged exposure can cause spontaneous combustion.
• Time paradoxes may cause your cat to forget who you are.

For more information, visit:

• Medical Issues
• Paradoxical Phenomena
• Cat Loss Recovery