Dear Time Traveler's Union,

I, Time Traveler Extraordinaire, am writing to inform you of my resignation.

Effective immediately, I am abandoning my position as Time Traveler Extraordinaire.

Reasons for my resignation include:

• Unsustainable jet lag
• Excessive paradox-induced headaches
• Unrelenting boredom from visiting the same historical events repeatedly

My last day of time traveling was a doozy:

I traveled back to the 70s and witnessed my younger self wearing platform shoes and listening to BeeGees music. I also tried to explain to my younger self the concept of "trends" but was met with confusion and a strong desire to listen to more BeeGees.

Where I'm going next:

I've been offered a position as a Galactic Tour Guide, where I'll be exploring the cosmos and showing off my expertise in navigating the space-time continuum.

Best of luck to my fellow time travelers. May your timelines never get tangled.

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