Time-Traveling Best Practices

When traversing the timestream, remember:

• Wear sensible shoes; you don't want to be that one person who gets stuck in the tar pits of ancient Egypt.
• Beware the Grandfather Paradox; it's a real thing.
• Don't eat the food; it's not worth the risk of disrupting the timeline.

Subpages:

• Ancient Egyptian Sandwiches
• Time-Traveling for Dummies
• Chronon Grammar Rules

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