Warning: Time Traveling Meetings can be hazardous to your health, but also kind of awesome.
Here are some Hints for the Chronos-Challenged:
Pre-Meeting Hints:
- Arrive 10 minutes early, but not so early that you're still stuck in the B.C. era.
- Bring snacks. Lots of snacks.
- Wear a watch that doesn't require you to know what time it is.
During-Meeting Hints:
- Don't get too caught up in the space-time continuum. Stay hydrated.
- Avoid the timestream of the coffee machine. It's just not worth it.
- When asked to "jump the shark", politely decline.
Post-Meeting Hints:
- Take a few minutes to collect yourself, you've been to the past and back.
- Don't try to explain it to your family. They just won't understand.
- Consider a nice cup of tea. Or three.
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