Welcome, Agent, to the most clandestine corner of the space-time continuum.
Below, you will find classified documentation on the Time-Traveling Toaster 3000's experimental phase.
The Time-Traveling Toaster 3000 (T3K) is a top-secret initiative aimed at harnessing the fundamental forces of breakfast cereal production to warp the fabric of reality.
We have achieved a 4.2% success rate in temporal displacement with a standard deviation of 0.0003.
Side effects include but are not limited to:
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