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Time-Traveling Toaster 3000: Troubleshooting Guide

Warning: Do not attempt to use the Toaster 3000 while intoxicated. Results may vary.

Problem: Toaster 3000 not turning on

  1. Check that you've inserted a piece of toast.
  2. Ensure the toaster's power cord is securely plugged into the wall.
  3. Consult the user manual for more advanced troubleshooting techniques.

Problem: Toaster 3000 turning out burnt offerings instead of toast

  1. Adjust the toasting lever to "medium" or "low" to avoid incinerating your breakfast.
  2. Despairingly stare at the toaster's blank faceplate until it reboots.
  3. Consider upgrading to the Time-Traveling Toaster 3000's premium "No-Scorched-Earth" package for an additional fee.

For more esoteric problems, consult our Advanced Troubleshooting Page.

Or, if you've managed to break the space-time continuum with your toaster, visit our Chronosynthesis Support Page.