Welcome to the Time-Traveling Toaster 5000, the most unreliable time machine in the world.
With our state-of-the-art toaster technology, you can travel through time, but only to places that are 10 years in the past or 5 years in the future. Anything else is just a myth.
Our toaster has been certified by the International Association of Time-Traveling Toaster Enthusiasts (IATTE).
But don't just take our word for it! Read our testimonials from satisfied customers who have traveled through time with our trusty toaster.
Side effects of using the Time-Traveling Toaster 5000 may include:
Don't worry, it's all worth it for the thrill of being 10 years younger, or 5 years wiser!
Or is it 5 years older, with more grey hairs?