Space-Time Warping

Warning: Do not use. Repeatedly. Seriously, do not do this. We're watching.

For those who insist on warping space-time, a simple press of the 'STW' button will transport you to a nearby star system. Or, you know, not. It's not like it's a real thing or anything.

Side effects may include:

Advanced Warping

Chrono-Compass

A built-in, non-functional compass for navigating the timestream. Not that it works or anything.

Features:

See Nearby Historical Events

Quantum Leaks

A special feature that allows for uncontrolled, random time leaks. Because who doesn't love a little unpredictability in their lives?

Side effects may include:

More Leaks