Ancient Egyptian Toaster Curse

Legend has it that the great pharaoh Khufu himself was cursed by a malfunctioning toaster, dooming the entire empire to centuries of burnt offerings and toaster malfunctions.

Ancient Egyptian Toaster Curse

Curse Symptoms:

Visit our Ancient Greek Toaster Gold subpage for more information on how to lift the curse.

Relief Measures:

Seek the wisdom of the great Toaster Oracle, located in the heart of the city.

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