Toasteria Timeline

3000 BCE: Toasterians first appear on the continent of Zenith, where they will eventually establish their toaster empire.

2000 AD: The Toaster Revolution sparks, leading to a global Toasterian uprising and the eventual establishment of Toasteria as a world superpower.

2050 AD: Toasterian scientists successfully clone a toaster, leading to an era of rapid technological progress and toaster-themed amusement parks.

2100 AD: Toasterian society collapses into a dystopian nightmare of burnt toast and endless coffee lines.