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Time-Traveling Toaster's Thermal Timeline

Warning: do not attempt to use this toaster in the presence of children or pets. Or adults with fragile egos.

Ancient Toaster History:

400,000 BCE: Toasterian Civilizations rise and fall with the dawn of fire.
100 CE: Toaster enthusiasts begin to worship the first recorded Toaster, Toasterius Maximus.
1200 CE: Toaster guilds form, standardizing Toaster craftsmanship and sparking a golden age of Toaster innovation.
1800 CE: Toaster enthusiasts begin to experiment with time travel, resulting in the Toaster paradox of 1810 CE.

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Modern Toaster Developments:

Our research and development team is hard at work on the Toaster 9000, a time-traveling toaster capable of cooking the perfect slice every time, every time.

But don't worry, we're still working out the kinks. Like why it keeps turning into a sentient toaster that demands world domination.

Toaster 9000: The Future of Toasting

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Disclaimer:

We are not responsible for any damage caused by time-traveling toasters. Or sentient toaster uprising. Or toaster-related existential crises.

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