Behold, the Time-Traveling Toaster 3000! A device so advanced, it'll make you wonder if you've been here before.
Features include:
- Temporal Toaster Algorithm (TTA): Because who needs a toaster that just toasts?
- Chrono-Defrosting Technology (CDT): Never get stuck in a cold spot again!
- Time-Slip Prevention System (TSPS): Because you only get one shot at breakfast.
- Burn-Proof Toaster Coating (BPTC): It's like Teflon, but for toast.
- Auto-Butter Dispenser (ABD): Because who needs a knife when you can have a machine?
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