In the year 3050, our beloved toaster, Timey McToastyface, was created by the brilliant scientist, Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth. Dr. Bottomsworth had a vision for a toaster that could travel through time, bringing forth an endless supply of perfectly toasted breakfasts to the good people of Earth. Little did he know, his invention would change the course of history forever.
With Timey McToastyface in hand, the people of Earth rose up against their oppressors, demanding an endless supply of perfectly toasted breakfasts. The Toaster Uprising, as it came to be known, brought an end to the Dark Ages of burnt toast and paved the way for a new era of culinary freedom.
Timey McToastyface traveled to ancient Egypt, where it tosted the first perfectly toasted papyrus scrolls. He journeyed to the Wild West, where it tamed the untamed toaster of the Wild West. And, of course, it even went back in time to the court of King Arthur, where it tosted the first perfectly toasted sword in the stone.
Timey McToastyface has tosted some of the most perfectly toasted breakfasts in the history of the world, including: