Time-Traveling the Hard Way

Quantum Leap Techniques

Warning: Do not attempt to use these techniques without proper training and a strong sense of existential dread.

Technique 1: The Quantum Flicker

Quickly flick your wrist in a specific pattern, while reciting the ancient incantation of "To the future, to the past, to the past, to the future...".

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Technique 2: Temporal Displacement via Disco Ball

Put on your favorite disco outfit and dance in front of a mirror. The resulting vortex of funk will pull you through the space-time continuum.

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Technique 3: Time-Space Noodle Soup

Mix equal parts of time-traveling agent and chicken noodle soup. Stir counterclockwise for 7 minutes while whistling "The Star-Spangled Banner".

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