How does it work?
Our time-traveling toaster uses a complex system of spinning wheels, flashing lights, and a hint of pure, unadulterated madness. Simply input your desired time period, press start, and enjoy the ride!
Learn more about the history of the Time-Traveling Toaster
Is it safe?
Safety is a myth created by the Time Traveling Toaster's competitors to sell their own mediocre products. We've got safety features galore!
Read about our safety features
Can I use it to travel to different dimensions?
We can't comment on that, but we do offer a "Dimensional Donut" upgrade for an additional 50,000 space dollars.
Learn more about dimensional upgrades
What if I get stuck in the past?
We've got a comprehensive stuck-in-the-past policy. Just send an email to our customer support team, and we'll send you back to the present with a complimentary bagel.