Temporal Snack Bar: Paradoxical Agenda prophets of Doom

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Our meeting attendees are a diverse group of time travelers, each with their own agenda:

• The Time Traveler Who Only Talks About the Weather
• The Time Traveler Who Only Talks About Themselves
• The Time Traveler Who Only Talks About the Apocalypse

We have a strict policy of not serving any snacks that are not certified Temporal-Snack-Bar-Approved:

• Temporal Tacos
• Time-Traveler's Tacos
• Chrono-Cupcakes