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"I've been scrolling for 5 years now and I still haven't found what I'm looking for," said one Time Waster. "But I've got a nice collection of cat memes and a faint sense of existential dread."
Welcome to the Time Waster's Paradise, where the clock is ticking and the snacks are plentiful! Scrolling Forever for more mindless entertainment!
"I've been scrolling for 5 years now and I still haven't found what I'm looking for," said one Time Waster. "But I've got a nice collection of cat memes and a faint sense of existential dread."
"I've optimized my scrolling routine to include 30 minutes of cat videos, 20 minutes of ASMR, and exactly 10 minutes of productivity," said another Time Waster. "It's a delicate balance, but someone's gotta keep the economy going."