Track My Steps: The Browser is My Warden

Step 1: Install the tracking software (it's free, but your soul will cost you)

Don't worry, it's just a little script that logs every click, scroll, and hover. It'll even track your cat videos.

• Step 2: Agree to the EULA (EULA: Eternal User License Agreement)
• Step 3: Wait patiently for the tracking cookies to set in, it may take a while
• Step 4: Profit (just kidding, you'll just see more ads)