Stapler Weekly Bulletin: Timesheet Edition 2023-01-01

Volume 1, Issue 1: "The Great Stapler Uprising"

By order of the Stapler Overlord, all staplers are hereby declared essential to the functioning of the office.

• Stapler Uprising Theories: Why the Stapler Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• Stapler Syndrome: The Hidden Dangers of Excessive Stapling
• Stapler Safety Guidelines: How to Avoid Losing a Fingernail to the Stapler

Stay stapled, comrades!