Temporal Realignment and Chrono-Synchronization

In the year 3050, the fabric of space-time is in disarray. Our team of highly trained chrono-engineers are working tirelessly to realign the planet's time zones.

But we need your help! Please select a time zone to assist in our mission to synchronize the timestream.

UTC-0 | CET | America/New_York

Note: Please do not attempt to adjust your own time zone. Our team will handle the temporal recalibration.

UTC-0: The Time Zone of No Time Zones

Theoretically, the center of all time zones. But in practice, it's just a bunch of confused astronauts.

Features:

• No Daylight Saving Time
• No Time Zone Drift
• No excuses for being late

Want to visit UTC-0/Space for an extraterrestrial experience

CET: The Time Zone of Confused Europeans

Where time is relative, but only slightly.

Features:

• 1-hour difference from UTC
• Summer time, winter time, and "what time is it again?" time
• Home of the famous "CET" coffee break

Want to visit CET/Paris for a taste of continental confusion

America/New_York: The Time Zone of Endless Delays

Where time is a flexible concept.

Features:

• Eastern Daylight Saving Time (EDST)
• Standard Time (because who needs that?)
• Home of the 5 o'clock shadow

Want to visit America/New_York/Manhattan for a taste of gridlock and grid time

UTC-0/Space: The Time Zone of Intergalactic Confusion

Where time is a distant memory.

Features:

• Time dilation due to intense gravity
• Time travel to alternate timelines
• Alien encounters with no clear translation services

Want to visit UTC-0/Space/Andromeda for an out-of-this-world experience