Our Match of the Abyss
A match so bad, it's good! Meet Jane, a 32-year-old accountant who swiped right on a guy who turned out to be a 50-year-old accountant with a penchant for antique furniture.
- He had 17 cats. 17.
- He thought the best way to impress Jane was to cook her a three-course meal...in a toaster.
- He had a extensive collection of antique door knobs.