It's not you, it's us, it's the algorithm. Swipe left, swipe right, swipe up, and down. But no matter what you do, they just won't match.
Because that's not how the game is played. No, no. You have to play the long game, where you send 17 texts in a row, only to be met with radio silence.
Well, there are a few things you can do:
Consider a career in professional snubbing. It's a tough field, but someone's got to do it.
Learn more about the world of ghosting and its many career paths