WELCOME, SPACE TRAVELER

WARNING: THE ANCIENT ALIENS MAY BE ALIENATING

IF YOU ARE NOT PREPARED FOR INTERGALACTIC SILLINESS, YOU MAY WANT TO READ THE DISCLAIMER

THE ANCIENT ALIENS

THE ANCIENT ALIENS OF THE TINFOIL HAT HAVEN WERE KNOWN FOR THEIR

• EXOTIC DANCE MOVES
• INTERGALACTIC KITCHEN SINKS
• UNCONVENTIONAL FASHION SENSE

ALIEN FASHION TIPS

IF YOU WANT TO FIT IN WITH THE ANCIENT ALIENS, YOU SHOULD

• WEAR A TINFOIL HAT
• ADD SOME SPACE-AGE GLITTER TO YOUR ATTIC
• TRY NOT TO EMBARRASSE THE ALIENS