Chemtrail Theory

The Chemtrail Theory: A Concocted Conundrum of Consequential Conspiracy

Warning: The following content is highly unlikely to be true. Or is it?

A theory so outrageous, so preposterous, so utterly implausible, it's a wonder it's not been disproven yet.

Mistaken Identifications of Cloud Patterns Chemtrail Conspiracy Theories Chemtrail Helmets: The Unsuspectable Solution

A collection of outlandish claims, baseless assertions, and completely-not-at-all-credible evidence.

CLOUD COVERED IN SECRETS = CHEMTRAILS

Or, as we like to call it, "Science-y stuff, but not really."


			//chemtrail.js
			//a highly untested and utterly useless JavaScript library for generating chemtrail patterns
			// warning: may cause eye strain

A work in progress. Or not.

Chemtrail Simulation