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Tinfoil Hat 5000
The Tinfoil Hat 5000 is the most advanced tinfoil hat on the market. With its sleek design and built-in paranoia mode, you'll be the most suspicious person on the street.
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Tinfoil Hat Pro
For the serious tinfoil hat enthusiast. Comes with a built-in coffee holder and a special edition "I'm not a government agent" sticker.
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Tinfoil Hat Junior
For the young and paranoid-at-heart. A mini version of our famous Tinfoil Hat 5000, but with a fun, child-friendly design.
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