Are you ready for the truth? Are you ready for the lies? Are you ready for the utter confusion?
Here at Paranoia Central, we're not just a secret agency - we're a secret agency with secrets. We're like a Russian nesting doll of paranoia, with layers upon layers of deceit and deception.
Our agents are trained in the art of being suspicious, but not too suspicious (that's just a red flag). We're experts in the field of "not quite sure what's going on, but it's probably a government experiment."
Want to learn more about our top-secret operations? Click on one of the links below:
Or, if you're feeling really paranoid, try our Paranoid Ping Pongs feature. It's like a game, but also a real-time surveillance system.
Stay paranoid, stay safe!