Smiling and Waving: The Ultimate Guide
A 5-step program to ensure your barista never forgets you exist
- Step 1: Approach with a 90-degree angle of approach
- Step 2: Make eye contact, but not too intense, like a gentle puppy
- Step 3: Open your wallet, but keep the cash inside
- Step 4: Hold up a sign that says 'I tip'
- Step 5: Repeat steps 1-4 for maximum effect
Bonus tip: Don't forget to smile, or the whole thing is pointless
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