Keeping your mouth shut: A survival guide for the terminally garrulous

Tip 1: Practice your "inside voice". You know, that thing you do when you're alone in the car?

Tip 2: Develop a hobby that doesn't involve talking, like knitting or taxidermy.

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Disclaimer: Not responsible for any damage caused by excessive mouth-shutting. Use at your own risk.