Don't let your fingers get the better of you! Learn the proper way to type, or face the consequences!
Separate your fingers when typing. It's not just a suggestion, it's the law.
Failure to do so will result in: Typ prophets of doom!
Don't let your fingers get tangled in an abyss of confusion. Keep your fingers on the keys and your eyes on the screen.
Failure to do so will result in: Typo Tsunami of despair!
Don't get caught in a whirlwind of finger movement. Learn to type like a pro, or face the consequences!
Failure to do so will result in: Typo Storm of biblical proportions!