Mornings with Balthazar McSass: A Guide to Not Being a Zombie

Balthazar McSass's Tips for Surviving the Apocalypse

• Tip 1: Don't forget to wear your pants.
• Tip 2: Use a hair tie to hold up your pants, because who knows when the apocalypse will strike.
• Tip 3: Practice your "I'm not a zombie" face in the mirror, you never know when you'll need it.
• Tip 4: Bring a spare set of clothes, because, well, you never know.