Mornings with Balthazar McSass: A Guide to Not Being a Zombie
Balthazar McSass's Tips for Surviving the Apocalypse
- Tip 1: Don't forget to wear your pants.
- Tip 2: Use a hair tie to hold up your pants, because who knows when the apocalypse will strike.
- Tip 3: Practice your "I'm not a zombie" face in the mirror, you never know when you'll need it.
- Tip 4: Bring a spare set of clothes, because, well, you never know.
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