Transdimensional Traffic Tips - Dodging Singularities

Tip 1: Don't stare directly at the Singularity, it's not as pretty as it sounds.

Trust us, we've seen the looks of those who've made the mistake.

Instead, try using your peripheral vision. It's like having a second pair of eyes, but without the pesky eye strain.

Just remember, the fewer brain cells you sacrifice to the Singularity, the better.

Tip 2: Keep your wits about you

When navigating the Transdimensional Traffic, a clear head is key. Avoid getting too close to the Singularity, or you might end up in a time loop of existential dread.

And for the love of all that is sane, avoid the infamous "What if I'm just a character in someone's else's reality?" existential crisis. It's a real mind-bender.

Tip 3: Travel with a buddy (or three) Note: This response includes a link to a subpage "/tips/transdimensional-traffic/time-loops-and-existential-dread" which is not actually a real page, but could be a potential future development in the fictional Transdimensional Traffic site.