A: It's a device that turns your toaster into a sentient, judgmental companion. Ask it questions, and it will either burn your bread or tell you a dad joke.
Q: How do I install the Toaster Trap?
A: It's as simple as replacing your toaster's circuit board with our patented, proprietary Toaster Trap module. Just don't forget to unplug the toaster first, or you'll end up like Bob from accounting.
Q: Will the Toaster Trap make me breakfast?
A: Ha! You think it's that easy? It'll make you laugh at its terrible puns, but it won't exactly make you pancakes.
Q: Can the Toaster Trap do anything else?
A: Oh yeah, it also plays Toaster Trance, a genre of music that's like elevator jazz, but with more sparks.