Toaster-Tron 3000 Specs: Known Issues

Inconsistent Toast Pop-Up Times:
Toaster-Tron 3000 sometimes gets stuck in an infinite toast-pop cycle. This can be caused by a faulty toaster-tron chip or a user's tendency to overuse the "TOAST MORE" button.
Frequent Fire Hazard:
The Toaster-Tron 3000's fire hazard feature has a tendency to get stuck on "EXTREMELY HIGH" even when set to "MODERATELY LOW". Please consult the user manual for troubleshooting steps.
Randomly-Generated Toast Pop-Ups:
In some cases, Toaster-Tron 3000 will randomly pop-up a slice of toast with the message "THE TOASTER IS THINKING OF YOU".
Unexplained Crashing:
Occasionally, Toaster-Tron 3000 will crash and display the error message "TOASTER OVERLOADED WITH EXCESSIVE TOASTING DEMANDS".