More Features of the Toaster-Tron 3000: Because You Needed More Ways to Burn Your Food
Features:
- Self-correcting burnt offerings: Because who needs a toaster when you can have a toaster that fixes your mistakes?
- Automatic jam-detecting laser system: Never get stuck with a plate of cold, unloved toast again!
- Optional: Burnt-edges-only setting: For that authentic, "I-give-up-on-life" look and feel!
- Integrated toaster-sitter: Never leave your toast unattended again with our built-in, AI-powered toaster-sitter!
- Self-repairing: When it breaks, it fixes itself. (Just kidding, it'll just get worse and worse until you throw it away.)
But wait, there's more! Check out our other features: