After months of using the Toaster Black Death, you've reached a critical threshold. Your eyes have adapted, but your sanity has not.
Seek immediate help from a professional. Or just turn off the toaster. We hear it's a viable option.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try:
May cause:
Disclaimer: The Toaster Black Death is not actually real, but it could be. Probably not, though. Or is it?