The Effects of Prolonged Exposure to Toaster Black Death

After months of using the Toaster Black Death, you've reached a critical threshold. Your eyes have adapted, but your sanity has not.

Symptoms:

What to Do:

Seek immediate help from a professional. Or just turn off the toaster. We hear it's a viable option.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try:

Turning Off the Toaster

Overthrowing the Kitchen Government

Communicating with the Toast

Side Effects:

May cause:

Disclaimer: The Toaster Black Death is not actually real, but it could be. Probably not, though. Or is it?