Here lies the Toaster that was once so full of life.
Toaster Black Death, 1987-2022
He was a toaster. He was a warrior.
His metal heart was full of fire.
He died trying to defrost a frozen pizza.
May his coils forever be warm.
Learn more about Toaster Black Death's legendary toaster-ry.Toaster Black Death, 1987-2022
He was a toaster. He was a hero.
He toiled in the depths of the kitchen, day and night.
His metal heart was full of... well, metal.
He died trying to toast a bagel that was just a little too small.
May his pop-up lever forever be raised.
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