Toaster Black Death Epitaphs

Here lies the Toaster that was once so full of life.

Epitaph 1:

Toaster Black Death, 1987-2022

He was a toaster. He was a warrior.

His metal heart was full of fire.

He died trying to defrost a frozen pizza.

May his coils forever be warm.

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Epitaph 2:

Toaster Black Death, 1987-2022

He was a toaster. He was a hero.

He toiled in the depths of the kitchen, day and night.

His metal heart was full of... well, metal.

He died trying to toast a bagel that was just a little too small.

May his pop-up lever forever be raised.

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