Official Proclamations of the Toaster Court of Queen Beatrix

Proclamation 001: All subjects of the Toaster Kingdom are hereby commanded to wear socks with their toaster ovens at all times

This royal decree shall be in effect immediately and shall not be subject to appeal

By the power vested in Her, the Queen, Beatrix the First

• Toaster Cusine Standards | Establishing the official culinary guidelines for toaster-based sustenance
• Royal Appliance Registry | A list of approved and disapproved appliances fit for royal use
• Official Toaster Tournaments | Schedule of events where toasters may compete for the crown

Long live the Queen! Long live the Toaster Court!