Where do we find the mini-toaster you're looking for? Ah, you'll have to search the hidden shelves or maybe in the mega-toaster annex.
Don't forget to check out our mini-toaster accessory store for all your tiny toaster needs!
Disclaimer: We're not actually selling mini toasters. Or are we?
Or maybe you're just imagining this whole thing and we're actually just a guy in a basement with a few dozen old toasters.