Toaster Habit Forming Techniques

You're hooked on the warm glow of freshly toasted bread. It's time to admit it: you have a Toaster Addiction.

Here are some techniques to help you kick the habit:

• 1. Cold Sleeping - Let your toaster cool down between uses. It's like a digital detox, but for appliances.
• 2. Toaster Replacement Therapy - Find new, non-toasting related activities to fill the void.
• 3. Bread Delivery Servicing - Get someone else to do it for you.
• 4. Toaster Awareness Workshop - Understand the underlying issues driving your behavior.