This is the definitive guide to the Toaster Laws, a comprehensive collection of rules and regulations for the discerning Toaster Enthusiast.
Article 1: Thou shalt not toast unto the left side.
Article 2: Thou Shalt Not Toast Unto The Right Side
Article 3: Thou Shalt Not Overcook The Bagels
Article 4: Thou Shalt Not Use The Toaster As A Planter